Orgy A Logistical Nightmare from The Onion cracked me up! I have a journal from my early college years that starts with my plans for an orgy. And it kinda looks like the close-up image of the page in that article! My experiences planning orgies, though, have not been as nightmare-ish as the protagonist in their story. I could probably offer him some useful advice. I’m working on a presentation for my friend’s Denver Sex Talks in November about planning an orgy, actually.

My main point, I think, is going to be that you can’t make an orgy happen. You can only facilitate and arrange for a physically and socially safe space in which an orgy can possibly take place. And the most important part of doing that is emphasizing consent and accountability. If everyone feels safe enough to say ‘no’, they will be more likely to say ‘yes!’ to engaging in group sexy times!